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The Prince is not dead

Lucky.

What would the nation have done with her Special Representative for International Trade and Investment? A post that keeps the 4th in line to the throne so busy eating canopies with Japanese businessmen he can only play a round of golf every other day.

Although I find it hard to believe that the legendary hot-head was “in good spirits” after the incident. This is the chap who once demanded an entire train of commuters be emptied for his personal use after his own Royal locomotive was delayed, who lambasted a police office for wearing a fleece and went doolally at a security guard for asking him to turn out his pockets.

Early reports suggest his golf swing has not been affected.

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